It’s been a very good year.
Merry Christmas everyone~
Jii and Hazama
Oh can we just talk for a second on the texture of the hard boiled egg?
The smooth, yet soft, and..slightly squishy surface. Not to hard, not too soft, you know?
Sliding it in, pressing it up against the roof of your mouth as your tongue rolls the egg back past your pharynx and slides it into your esophagus, how your neck muscles just work it down- oh man. Okay okay, I’m sorry, really. I don’t want to bore you guys with all the details. I can seriously go on forever about this. Lets not forget to mention that they are just absolutely delicious.
No, I have never choked. As for how I do it-
Why don’t you just try it some time? Let me how that goes for you in the end.
There’s a teabag joke as well but I don’t think I can handle anything with Hazama and teaba- *stops self* Let me not set myself up.
I’m sorry, did you say something about teabags?
Oh my, excuse you.
EMBRACE THE BOING.
Excuse me? You must have me mistaken for this “Jii” person.
Geez, how do you even do that?
((wild Vash muse appears))
Hey, it was an honest mistake. There’s no need to be mean about it.
I’m sorry, and who are you? No wait- nevermind, it really doesn’t matter. Just like your opinion!
But hey, atleast you tried. A for effort, right? Let’s give the guy a round of applause!
See you next week!
The chat session shall be made in about… three and a half hours from now? Please do arrive bearing gifts of sorts. Unfortunately, I only have enough cake for myself, so you fools may want to drop by your nearest convenience store if you’re craving something sweet.
You’d best come wearing something creative as well.
That cake looks like a pile of dog shit.
Did you have the old man make that one for you?