jiidesu:

It’s been a very good year.
Merry Christmas everyone~ 

Love,
 Jii and Hazama  

love/hate. 

Oh my, everything alright over there? Did you guys hurt yourselves?
Is there blood? Need for Medical attention?

Please, don’t get too carried away.

Anything I love to eat other than eggs?
 Well there is one thing I can think of.

Keep me? No way, pal.


That piece of ass though, you can keep that. If that’s really what you’re into.

-“What do you consider your theme song, Hazama?”

Oh can we just talk for a second on the texture of the hard boiled egg?

The smooth, yet soft, and..slightly squishy surface. Not to hard, not too soft, you know? 
Sliding it in, pressing it up against the roof of your mouth as your tongue rolls the egg back past your pharynx and slides it into your esophagus, how your neck muscles just work it down- oh man. Okay okay, I’m sorry, really. I don’t want to bore you guys with all the details. I can seriously go on forever about this. Lets not forget to mention that they are just absolutely delicious.

No, I have never choked. As for how I do it-
Why don’t you just try it some time? Let me how that goes for you in the end.

Hm… good.

or..perhpas just the egg will do.

jiidesu:

Because tumblr was being a fuck I had some time to take some tongue gif’s.

i’m not sorry.  

jiidesu:

waywardcheshire replied to your post: Just for Ebony.  thank ya~  

There’s a teabag joke as well but I don’t think I can handle anything with Hazama and teaba- *stops self* Let me not set myself up.

I’m sorry, did you say something about teabags? 
 

That’s a whooole lotta’ 

Is he still in here? 
Well if you really want to know, why don’t you take a closer look for yourself and tell me if you see anything.

Hm.. I guess my skin is pretty clean and smooth. 

Okay, let me tell you my little trick, Anon. Now listen close cause you may not quite understand this. 

I bathe. 

askhazamastuff:

Oh my, excuse you. 

tenrui:

JII JUST

EMBRACE THE BOING.

askhazamastuff:

Excuse me? You must have me mistaken for this “Jii” person.  

Geez, how do you even do that? 

akaiseijin:

((wild Vash muse appears))

Hey, it was an honest mistake. There’s no need to be mean about it.

I’m sorry, and who are you? No wait- nevermind, it really doesn’t matter. Just like your opinion! 

But hey, atleast you tried. A for effort, right? Let’s give the guy a round of applause! 

See you next week!

askrachelstuff:

The chat session shall be made in about… three and a half hours from now? Please do arrive bearing gifts of sorts. Unfortunately, I only have enough cake for myself, so you fools may want to drop by your nearest convenience store if you’re craving something sweet.

You’d best come wearing something creative as well.

That cake looks like a pile of dog shit.
Did you have the old man make that one for you?  

tenrui:

askhazamastuff:

Oh my, excuse you. 

JII JUST

EMBRACE THE BOING.

Excuse me? You must have me mistaken for this “Jii” person.  

Geez, how do you even do that?